Pundits and political scientists have written extensively about the Democratic Party’s mistakes that may have led to Donald Trump’s surprise victory in 2024. But a desperate Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday that he would prefer to resolve this issue before the next election.
During his monologue on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Kimmel said: “The GOP is expected to win the House of Representatives now; they’ve already won the Senate; and of course they’ve also won the White House,” Kimmel said during his “Jimmy Kimmel Live” appearance. “I don’t know. Maybe next time all these political pundits can publish their ‘where did the Democrats go wrong’ articles before the election? So we’re not going to let that happen.”
Kimmel made the joke while discussing the avalanche of news about how Trump intends to behave during his second term and what kind of people will be in his administration.
“Trump plans to issue a series of executive orders on the first day. He wants four Big Macs, six large French fries, two buckets of KFC, and he also wants the executive order on immigration,” Kimmel said, “and their ongoing battle against the climate.
Kimmel also noted that Trump’s chief of staff has indicated that he will continue to hold rallies even as president (as he did during his first term). “That way, Americans can stay informed about the late Arnold Palmer’s penis size and other things.”
After noting the conspicuous absence of Trump’s wife, Melania, as well as his increasingly close relationship with Elon Musk, Kimmel said, “Trump is expected to appoint … South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security to keep our nation safe from the unruly.” Labradoodles. I think.” Of course, this was a reference to the story that derailed Noem’s chances of becoming Trump’s vice president: The time she killed a dog in a fit of rage.
Kimmel added: “One of his main messages during the campaign was about killing pets! They’re eating dogs! They’re eating cats! He goes out and hires the woman who shot his puppy. “Kristi Noem should not be in charge of PetSmart, let alone Homeland Security.”
Earlier in his talk, Kimmel noted that Melania Trump will not be attending Donald Trump’s meeting with Joe Biden at the White House on Wednesday.
“Is that a good sign for the relationship?” – Kimmel asked. Can you imagine if they broke up? Can you imagine if we only had one Donald Trump flirting with UN translators? Bringing 1994 playmates back to the Lincoln Bedroom? It could be really cool, you know?
Watch the full monologue below:
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